Australian penises needed for coffee table book

Ever wanted your fellow Australians to admire your penis while they sat down to relax on the couch? No, me neither. But if this is what you are looking for, and you also want to contribute a story or poem about your penis then head over to the 101 Penis Project and put your best foot….or penis…forward!

So far, 39 photographs have been taken by a Melbourne photographer for inclusion in the proposed coffee table book. It follows on as a sequel, of sorts, to the successful 101 Vagina project.

Let’s help him get to the required 101 volunteers, as we would love to see the book published, with the photographs and stories helping to, in the artist’s own words, “help break down any remaining shame, taboo or stigma surrounding penises”.

 

 

Dogs become new target for Central Coast wiener cutter

Woman with puppyWith circumcision rates for human babies dropping across Australia, one clinic on the New South Wales Central Coast is hoping to fill the void in their revenue by offering the service to pet owners.

“It’s embarrassing when we have friends over for a classy dinner, and there’s Bouncer rolling around on his back showing all that extra skin”, says Sharon – the clinic’s first dog circumcision customer.

“We are starting with dogs, but we can foresee a demand from owners of other animals. It’s only natural that circumcised pet owners would want their pets to look like themselves” say’s the clinic’s owner, Dr Nicholas.

Darren agrees. As a multiple trophy winner in ‘owners who look like their pets’ competitions, he has often felt a little sheepish accepting the awards, knowing that Bundy is actually quite different in one important area.

“I’d consider getting him done”, he says. “It’s not just so that I feel more confident in the competitions, but also because we’ve had a few awkward moments when he has walked in on me in the shower. I’ve never be able to find the right words to explain why we are different down there, so I figure it’s easier to just give him the chop.”

Dr Nicholas also highlights that there other benefits in addition to the purely cosmetic side of things, including a lower chance of getting the foreskin caught in leads, religious considerations and the ease of washing the pet.

While not commonly used in Australia, the clinic plans to import a ‘circumstraint‘ from the United States, to restrain the dogs during the procedure. For human babies, a strong nurse usually leans on the child, pinning his arms and splayed legs. But with a dog, there is the risk that it may bite the assisting nurse.

Dr Nicholas explains. “Just as when human babies scream and try to break free, we are expecting a similar reaction from the dogs. Most people think that this is a reaction to having the end of their penis cut off, but no, we understand this to be just a reaction to being held down…we think.”

Asked if he was worried if some might consider the procedure cruel and unethical, Dr Nicholas assured us that “everybody knows that puppies feel less pain that fully matured dogs, and it’s hard to argue that it’s unethical to do this to an animal when we do the same thing to thousands of human babies every year”.

“Besides, it’s the pet owner’s business and nobody else’s.”

Australians lay claim to the world’s most realistic penis shaped rock

Forget the big prawn, banana, merino or any of the other man-made ‘big’ tourist attractions that Australia seems to have an obsession for creating. The big thing that Aussies should be most proud of is a natural formation which modest locals have simply called ‘the rock’, while outsiders refer to it more descriptively as ‘cock rock’.

This giant sized penis shaped rock is not only large, but also realistic, keeping its resemblence to a giant erection from multiple perspectives.

For those looking for an excuse to take a road trip, according to this YouTube video, the rock is just off the Dilgry Circle, near the intersection with Pheasant Creek Road in the Barrington Tops State Forest in New South Wales.

For those who want to take a quick look check out this photo on Flickr. What do you think? Is this the most impressive penis shaped rock on Earth?